My friends are humorous

Yesterday...

My little friend gave me a little beautiful present. A glass angel ornament. I always like glass and things with transparent sparkling covers.

My dearest-closest-most-innocent friend announced that she bought me something. That "something" was a sex movie DVD. I always like movies and sex.

The problem is...

I had an angel and a sex movie from the most naive girl in the town on one day.

Can the angel save my soul? - Surely no way!

And what did all my theories from 20 years do with my friend?

It made me laugh my ass off the whole fucking day. It was really one of the most hilarious days of those days.