Writing... considering

I'm seriously considering writing something, a fiction, a short story, a "how-to" guide book, anything. The problem is I cannot write seriously and everybody's already known that. So I need a partner who can bring my words and ideas to life, AKA someone who can write down what I have in my mind and who can also persuade me to the final step of the works since I'm famous for my lack of patience.

This is the deal... I need a partner who is interesting in writing some totally entertainment stuffs, who has no problem with writing about gay love story, who is also interesting in sleuth (or mystery) stories. That person should be advised that even though he/she maybe the main writer for the book, I'm the one with the main idea/slot, and the final editor (and I'm very difficult with words, mind you) with the final line. Tough, I know.

The ideas about the partner do not mean they are the storyline for the writings. It's just that I need someone who has same interests with me so the work would be a little bit easier for both sides of the deal.

Last but not least, don't worry, my name will not be the only name on the final result of the works. It's fair, that's all.