I know I'm getting old when...

... half of the players in my favourite football team are younger than I am
... the hottest football manager/coach at the moment is someone I've known like... my whole life
... my favourite football player is getting to retired (God! Still cannot imagine the playground without him anymore)
... the hottest actor on screen at the moment is considered "cute" instead of being called "handsome" in my language
... my favourite actor is being called "the good dad" instead of "the hottest player" on press
... (oh God! This is the worst part) my favourite main male characters in books are no more tweeny with first love/crush but thirty-forty-somewhat guys with middle age crisis or last love and redemption.

Oh God! Am I that old? Help me!